COVID BULLETIN #5

Hi Everyone, hope you are all well and enjoyed the VE day celebrations. We had a socially distanced street party; however you can't really beat the real thing. Young Pat Oakes reports that as a 13 year old they built a bonfire on the roundabout at the end of his street and burned an effigy of Hitler. So I was thinking Guy Fawkes' sentence was rather harsh as he gets burned every year, must be up for parole by now.
I have an embarrassment of riches this week. Firstly, The Boss is showcasing his invention skills and has built a zero emissions vehicle. All that is required is for Alex to push him to the club whilst carrying two sets of clubs. No farting allowed.

Anyone else achieved a lockdown build that they would like to share ? JHRM1954@GMAIL.COM

Pete B-I proudly informs me that his club, the once mighty Gunners, has made a magnificent gesture in offering some season tickets to NHS staff when play restarts. Prof Chris Whitty was heard to whisper 'haven't they effing suffered enough already, could we get some table tennis passes instead ?'

Next up is a short video, which I think shows how extended lockdown with your  partner can really accentuate the personality traits. One of the funniest things I have seen this lockdown.

Introvert & Extrovert, watch till the end