There aren't any, but you may have a new World Handicap on How Did I Do. They can be rather brutal as one of our lads discovered. Ranging between 14 and 21 in the Swindle this year a certain young player finds himself with a World Handicap of 5.6. I feel I won't be writing his name for a while now in the weekly results.
Here are two photos that may be of interest. Firstly, some people are missing golf so much they have taken to roaming the countryside looking for clubs and fondling the signage:
Secondly, there has been a football match in which apparently Scotland did rather well, for once. I include this photo (only fair as the Scots are always so supportive of the England team). This is a collection of memorabilia from John Cullen's loft. It may feature on the TV programme Trash in the Attic soon. For younger readers that black round frisbee is called a vinyl record and it commemorates the last time Scotland thought they were going to do well. Sadly there are not many 78rpm decks around to play it on.
