Wednesday 27th May Results

An amazing round from John O'Sullivan who hit 44 points off his Swindle handicap of 20. Also mentioned in despatches is The Boss who hit 38 points and two birdies off 11.
You probably all know that 3 and 4 balls are starting up, I have no news yet on starting up the Swindle with block bookings but I'll post it when I know.
So this might be the final week of Lockdown silliness (until we row back because of having gone too early !).
If you're thinking of now booking a holiday there has been a warning from ABTA about potential hidden costs:

Also, the golfing lexicon has been expanded. As well as the well known 'Sally Gunnell' and 'Sister in Law' we now have a 'Dominic Cummings'. A long drive which goes way out of bounds for which there is no penalty (yet). Just stay on the tee for a while and hope it blows over. I also like, and often practice,  a 'Hitler'. Two shots in a bunker.

Finally, an oldie but goldie. Thankyou to my correspondents who have spent literally minutes scouring the dark underbelly of the internet in an attempt to keep you amused.