Tee Time for 1st Nov is 10:36 - HEDGEHOGS REQUIRED

Please note that from next Wednesday hedgehog wheels are required and winter rules are applicable. Buggies are still allowed.

Results from team competition on 25th October:
Winners: Corin Superfine, Pete Barwick, Rory Scales. 70 points and £9 each.
Best Stableford: Keith Rowden, 31 points, £5.50
Nearest the Pin, second shot to 18th, Martin Davies, £5.50

OVERSEAS REPORTS AND PARISH NOTICES

Putting, chipping, the driver - we all have our own issues that can feel like a monkey on our backs at times. Colin reports from the crazy golf course at BWINDI forest, Uganda,  that his monkey is bigger than most. What a magnificent beast, dare I get closer.... the gorilla is thinking.

And talking of hairy backsides who is this ? Munty ? Clearly a Pro V1 is worth going headfirst into the hedge for. Pity it was actually a Donnay he was looking for.

Reports are emerging of a poltergeist on the 6th green  which is pressing the GO button on electric trolleys when the owner's back is turned and causing them to career towards the 8th where if you are lucky they may be stopped by friendly golfers. This report submitted by Mr Paul Wright.

In other, entirely irrelevant news John Cullen has visited the race track on top of the old Fiat building in Turin where the Italian Job mini chase was filmed. After standing there hitching a lift for 3 hours he finally realised he was 50 years too late.