Swindle Results October 1st

Conditions were very good - bright with very little wind. The recent damp weather also meant the greens were holding nicely. Jimbo took full advantage with an impressive haul of 42 points to take the £23 first prize, and a 4-stroke cut to boot. Jim's round was all the more impressive considering his gearbox packed up halfway up the 13th hole. Anyone who's ever had to push their motorised trolley up cardiac hill without the motor will have a good deal of respect for Jim's exertions!

Ali, Kelvin and Tony shared the runners up spot with 41 points, for £6 each and a 4-round cut of 1 stroke. Front nine honours and a fiver went to Trevor Hones with 21 points. Gus took the prize for the back nine with 20 points.

On the RED leaderboard, Ali has consolidated his lead and is now looking very hard to catch. In BLUE, Kelvin's stellar round this week sees him leapfrog long-time contender Robin to take 2nd spot. Jimbo remains the man to catch though, especially after his win this week.

Parish Notices

Awayday at Hertsmere on October 20th - we currently have 14 names. I think the Boss said we need 18 to be viable, so lets have a few more takers please!

Next Wednesday is a cards-in round, so don't forget to register before you play.

And finally...

How good was the Ryder Cup? Some absolutely unbelievable golf played, and the right result in the end though it was a nervous watch at times!

Team Swindle Results - Wednesday September 24th

It was a case of quadruple-jeopardy on the par 3 holes yesterday. The Boss's latest fiendish scoring system for the team competition meant at least one of each fourball had to get their ball on the green, otherwise - nul points! This caught out many a team, although in the end the range of scores was actually quite tight:-

    Team F - 98 points
    Team B - 97 points
    Team E - 94 points
    Team D - 89 points
    Team C - 88 points
    Team A - 87 points
    Team G - 86 points

The winners for £11 each were Trevor Hones, Ali, Sameer and Kim. Well done to them all.

Highest individual stapleford scorers were Martin Davies and Tony Coomber, with splendid tallies of 42 points for the princely prize of £3.50 each. For both Martin and Tony this was a season's best score - great stuff.

Finally instead of nearest-the-pin, another quirk of imagination from the Boss saw £5 awarded to the swindler with the best aggregate points total for holes 5, 14 and 18. This prize was blitzed by Dom Johnson with a superb tally of 9 points. Pretty nigh unbeatable I would say!

Awayday

Get your entries submitted in the usual way for Monday October 20th if you fancy playing an Awayday at Hertsmere GC, which is in Radlett. A nice course and worth an outing, I'm told. £50 will cover your round, bacon butties and prize money for the day. 

Last but not least our very best wishes go to Alex Hall, who is currently having a tough time of things. We're all thinking of you Alex - all the best.

 Wednesday Swindle Results 17th Sept

A mizzly day didn't deter 26 players heading out for a challenge on the hollow-tined greens although putting proved somewhat tricky.  Kim blitzed the back 9 with 22 pts likewise Jim on the front 9 with 21 pts both picking up the prescribed £5 winnings.

A trio of 37 pointers just missed out on a share of 3rd place spoils leaving Ali and The Boss claiming £3 each for their 38pts. Second place not too surprisingly went to Kelvin playing off !!!??! for £11 and a 1 shot cut for the next 4 weeks. Top dog for the 1st time this year was Sameer with a 2 blob 41pts. His £21 winnings did at least go towards a round of drinks - we toast your 4 shot cut to 29 next time out!

No change to the top 3 in the Red Division although Eugene has moved up to 4th place.

New leader in the Blue Division is now Jim Morrison with 2nd to 4th places closely bunched up.

Couple of dates for the diary to be confirmed hopefully next week:

Xmas dinner Monday 8th Dec at the George in Harpenden.

Golf Away Day at Hertsmere GC Monday 20th Oct. £51 for 18 holes + Bacon Roll / Coffee.

The Challenge match between the Monday and Wednesday Swindles was lost 5.5 to 1.5 without any Wed pairing winning! Tks to Eugene for helping to organise the event that was despite the scoreline very enjoyable. 

 Wednesday Swindle Results 10th Sept

Once again the forecast was totally wrong with only a 10 minute shower troubling the 30 players who braved the weather. Peter Miller secured his 2nd win this year with 39 pts and bagged £22 in the process, now playing off 16; 6 shots lower than his start 2025 handicap. The unflappable Ali Robertson came in second place with 37 pts (£12) and looks pretty unbeatable for the the Red Division averages. 

A trio of 36 pointers in 3rd place ; Stuart, Colin and Iain were just grateful for £3 and no cut. 

Chris Manners picked up £5 for the back 9 (19 pts on count back) and Martin Davies won the front 9 convincingly with 22 pts (£5) and will no doubt feel aggrieved that his back injury curtailed a potential winning chance.

A mention to Eugene for his 3 birdies (5,10,12) and a reminder if any other players want to participate in the Monday v Wednesday Swindle challenge on Tues 16th Sept to let Eugene know.

A significant event took place this week with Jim Morrison reaching 80 - years that is and not his 18 hole score! 2 extra shots await Jim in 2026!

Sameer would like you to put a date in your diaries for this year's Xmas Dinner - Monday 8th Dec. More news to follow on the venue and costs in due course. 

    

 Swindle Results Wednesday 3rd Sept

Everyone got up on Wednesday morning to check the weather forecast and work on an acceptable excuse not to play. Several drop outs got it wrong on this occasion as the weather defied expectation and rain only appeared as the last group came off the 18th green.

The recent rain has transformed the fairways - they are now green! 

Joint winners this week were a pair of T's with Tony and Tom scoring 39 points in breezy conditions. £14 each for the coffers. The front 9 was won on count back by Colin with 20pts (£5). Sameer edged it on the back 9 with 22pts (£5) and has an impressive 36.7 stapleford average for the last 6 outings - it has not gone unnoticed! 

No change in the Red Division as Ali Robertson just ticking along nicely to maintain his long established lead. The tactics in the Blue Division appear to be the leaders are waiting for conditions to improve before venturing out!

Chris Manners made a welcome return after a 9 weeks absence with an EAGLE on the 12th hole.  

                                                                        Nice Work!

Team Swindle on August 27th - Results

Despite being warned that 5 holes would be closed, it transpired all holes were playable albeit there were 2 temporary greens. The team competition was therefore played over 16 holes, with individual scores counting towards the team prizes but not for the leaderboard averages. Which was just as well for some!

First things first - congratulations to Iain Pritchard, who joined the Hole-in-One club by sinking his tee-shot on the 7th. That makes him the 8th Wednesday Swindler to achieve the feat.

In the main event, the overwhelming winner was Team H, comprising Tony Coomber, Dave Smith and Iain Pritchard, with Chris Butler as score helper. A fiver each for the four of them. The team scores were:-

Team H - 96
Team A - 86
Team D - 85
Team B - 84
Team C - 83
Team G - 77
Team F - 76
Team E - 75

Not even close! Jimbo scooped a fiver for another fine 40 point score for the stapleford prize, with Colin Stickland winning £4 for nearest-the-pin-in-2 on the 18th green. Colin tells me he even hit the flag. Ever the lucky one our Colin - we're assuming it would have otherwise ended up in the water...

Hall Trophy

With Kim defeating Dave Clarke by a comfortable margin, the semi-final lineup is now complete. Kim will play Steve Mummmery, while Ali will play Chris Manners. A great couple of match-ups!

Stop Press - upcoming Swindle on Wednesday August 27th

The club has announced that the 5 holes with the fancy new bunkers will be out of play completely next Wednesday to allow the concrete bunker liners to cure properly.

We will still play a team swindle on Wednesday, albeit over only 13 holes. The Boss will confirm on the day but most likely it will be only £1 to play and the scores won't count against averages. So just a bit of fun, and the 19th will be an extended affair!

Wednesday Swindle Results for August 20th

Another high-scoring day, with an average of over 35 points, saw Jeff Titman take the honours with a splendid 44 points, giving him £20 and a 3-stroke cut. Jeff was closely followed by Paul Berendt and Colin Stickland on 42 points for £5 each and a 4-week cut of 1 stroke. All 3 rounds were notable for their somewhat lopsided nature - Jeff and Paul both scored 25 points on the back nine, while Colin got 24. That is some serious scoring!

Fresh from his Andlaw Trophy glory as skipper of the Grands Crus, Dave The Sommelier blasted 22 points on the back nine for a fiver. The front nine was won on 20 points after a count-back, Dave Robson just easing out the Brynmeister.

Temporary greens on the 14th (where Bryn very nearly managed to nail one of the diggers) and on the 16th (where there was no work at all going on - hmm...) added an extra dimension to the round. Some took it in their stride - there were birdies for both Daves, Smith and Reynolds, on the 16th. For others, let's just say there were some choice words uttered about the state of the temporary "greens". Nuff said.

The leaderboards have now been updated, with little change at the very top. Ali is still way out in front in RED, whilst in BLUE the battle royale between Robin Bull and Jimbo continues unabated. Robin currently has the lead by a hundredth of a stroke! Dave Reynolds' recent run of form has seen him surge up the BLUE leaderboard to be hot on the heels of Kelvin who retains 3rd place, but only just.

One Hall Trophy result to report was a 2-up victory for Chris Manners over Dave Reynolds. Chris becomes the second confirmed semi-finalist.

Finally, the day also saw us welcome 5 potential new swindlers. We trust they enjoyed their day, and will be back!